If you're going to store jello shots in your purse and sneak them into the stadium, remember to be gentle with your bag lest the jello shots explode and you get blue and gold jello all over the inside of your bag and all its contents.
If this should happen, try to be drunk enough to not really care that every time you reach into your bag your hand comes out blue and sticky.
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Did you really have to learn this lesson by living it? I've never put a hot dog in my pocket, but I'm assuming that if I did such a stupid thing, I'd have to be gentle with it. It's just one of those assumptions we make in life.
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